Why oh why do you hate me? I need you. You keep changing everything when I don't want it to change! Then you don't change it when I need you to! I'm not sure how much longer I can deal with this. I am beginning to resent you and I don't need that in my life right now.
I am through with you, Power Point. You are an infuriating application and make my work 10 times more annoying than it already is.
A pox on thee!
No wait! If you have a pox, then my PC will in turn have the herpes virus... That would not be good...
Oh yeah, nevermind... I have a Mac.
Screw you PowerPoint!!